Episode 13: Hell Shelter

This week Ant conned his wife to guest on the podcast (and she’s great), though it’s weird to have someone who’s not a fat nerd in the room…
We talk about the Samurai Cop, shitty 9/11 video games and talk about Muammar Gaddafi’s big time crush on Condi Rice.

 

haters gon hate, then stab my butthole with a rusty blade.
haters gon hate, then stab my butthole with a rusty blade.

Also, the sad, Amstel light, diabetic reality of Eyes Wide Shut.

Floor 2-4 of the Best Western.
Floor 2-4 of the Best Western.

All that and more this week on I, Coño.
I, Coño, and our sister Trenchmouth Productions podcast, Hard On, can be found at Nobody Beats the Wiz, Crazy Eddie, Carvel and wherever else fine podcasts are sold.

 

Episode 12: The Pinch Hitter

We returned from a week off with a special episode with Guest Shawn Barnes of fellow Trenchmouth podcast Hard On. Jay went on a long and ill-advised rant about the state of Independent filmmaking in the greater Capital Region, art vs. commerce, the idiot filmmaker illiterati of Reddit and so on. Shawn and Anthony were funny and quick witted.
Then the card shit it’s pants and the podcast was lost.
Rather than subject you, the Iconoclasts, to another week without a podcast, Jay sat down with a special Guest to discuss the horror of air travel, apocalyptic storms and try to determine how Bill Cosby will kill himself.
We’ll be back this weekend with our regularly scheduled program. Until then, I give you Episode 12: The Pinch Hitter.

This Man OOOOOZES Sex.
This Man OOOOOZES Sex.

Episode 11: Booyah

In this episode we say goodbye to the Safehouse, home to Trenchmouth Productions since 2009.

Shuttering up the Safehouse
Shuttering up the Safehouse

We also talk in depth about the mechanics, the genesis and the emotional responsibility of the Dildo Spider (and debut a clip from Death Before Discomfort).
Anthony also reminisces about our last movie and becoming impaired for art sake in a movie that “wasn’t really that bad.”
And the dark sinister rage factory that is the Duplass Brothers production companycreep-mark-duplass-horror

And of course you can find I, Coño and sister podcast, Hard On, at Walgreen, Kmart, Caldor, Nichols and where ever else find podcasts are sold.

 

Episode 10: Ork Problems

It’s our 10th Episode and National Table Top Gaming Day.
The Lucha’s celebrate the latter in this appropriately themed episode, where Official Dungeon Master Anthony schools Jay in the ways of D&D and LARPing.

This is a real thing.

We talk the politics and power structures of these games where the turkey legs are large and lyme disease is a real concern.

I, Coño (as well as sister podcast Hard On) can be found at Carvel, Woolsworth, The Big N and wherever else fine podcasts are sold.

 

Episode 9: Belladonna’s Bitch Fist

EVERYONE IS DEAD AND EVERYTHING SUCKS!
Icoñoclasts rejoice as the luchas are back in the seats with a new episode.
2016 continues to be the year of the reaper, however the requiem for the His Royal Badness is lost to idiocy…but rest assured, one of us is devastated.
We talk about The Suicide Squad and how it’s the latest hallmark for how shitty the movie industry is.

It's true, this man has no pores
It’s true, this man has no pores

Also, Greys Anatomy is for sociopaths, Jay STILL hates Forest Gump, Deadpool’s inherent likability, mental illness and of course, the robots are coming to get your Barbara.

When will this era of glossy horseshit movies finally pass? Will the human spirit prevail?
All this and more on this week’s I, Coño.

I, Coño (as well as sister podcast Hard On) can be found at Carvel, Woolsworth, The Big N and wherever else fine podcasts are sold.

Episode 8: Leftenant Brigadier General StonieBaloney

This week we swapcast with sister ship podcast, Hard On!
It sounds like at some point Anthony actually cracks a smile while we play such HO games such as “The Fuck You Say?,”  “Would You Rather?” and take a look at this week’s Craig’s List Ad.
Don’t get used to it though, we will return to the ‘2 fake luchadors miserably staring at each other’ show next week!

Check out Hard On Podcast here:
www.HardOnPodcast.com

And of course you can find I, Coño at Walgreen, Kmart, Caldor, Nichols and where ever else find podcasts are sold.

Episode 7: Whiskey, Coffee, Tattoos, Beards

Was it fair of Jaga to put the fate of the entire Thundercats species on Cheetara (and other hacky questions), and did that result in the rise of the furry culture?

furryJay is deeply bothered by dumb t-shirts and the consequences of owning them.
We also talk about our celebrity lookalikes and let me tell you, they are a couple of VERY handsome gentlemen.

Your hosts, unmasked.
Your hosts, unmasked.

Anthony took the week to shuffle loose his nerdal coil (of today’s pop culture heroes) and gets back to his roots.

Oh, and hey this is the first week that iTunes has accepted us into their home, so, you know…that’s a thing.

You can now find I, Cono wherever quality podcasts are downloaded, as can you find our sister podcast, Hard On

Episode 6: Turbo Can of Garbage

With Anthony down with the plague, in the name of consistency we’re forced to release a podcast that was recorded before I, Cono was a thing (you’ll notice the sweeeet audio quality). We talk about the days of yore when you’d have to make an effort to be a nerd, the rise of 90s counter culture and the goddamn Virtual-Boy (the game system, not the sex toy).
And the honest work and earnest effort that goes into making a bad movie.

Seizure generator, chick magnet
Seizure generator, chick magnet

We’ll be back next week with some fresh goodness once Ant’s black pus filled armpit boils dry up…or hes passed from this world.

Episode 5: No One Defies Me

In our very special Easter Episode, Ant (with the help of kolonpin) muscles the ship from the banks of the Sadcast.
We talk about the general uselessness of holidays, especially Easter, and the joyful tidings of the once proudly celebrated “Whiskey Eve.”

Those eggs are full of piss
Those eggs are full of piss

Then they boys have 3 and 4 platefuls at the Back in the Day Buffet and rehash some old school tales of sabotagery/douchebagery and spend just enough time talking about more of Jay’s questionable fashion decisions in the early 90s.

rat tail
An approximation of Jay’s WICKED SWEET rat tail circa 1991

We’ve still go no love from iTunes…though we hope for different reasons than Skrewdriver, but nonetheless we’re still not there. We are however over at Stitcher ova’ heeaaa:

And, of course don’t forget to listen to our sister podcast on the network, Hard On